Brakes sorted and her shoes are back on.
I didn’t hear any show tunes and no-one brought me a lemonade.
This photo just reminds me I need to clean the garage.

Brakes sorted and her shoes are back on.
I didn’t hear any show tunes and no-one brought me a lemonade.
This photo just reminds me I need to clean the garage.

You’re hired!
That sounds fun.
Come on down, I’ll get the car jacked up. 

#notwhatihadinmind

You’re hired!
That sounds fun.
Come on down, I’ll get the car jacked up.

#notwhatihadinmind

So.
Who wants to spend the afternoon checking the brakes on a 1964 station wagon?
C’mon, deep down you know you want to.
It’ll be fun.
Really.

And the Friday morning eggs are in.

Funeral Songs

Sometimes we have some interesting conversations over lunch at work.
Other times, we just speak shit.

Maybe it’s a little morbid, but we discussed funeral songs today.
People seem to know what they want played at their wedding, but what about your funeral?
I think a lot of people have probably thought about it.

Having buried 2 family members, without knowing definitively which songs if any they wanted to have played, I can say it is stressful wanting to make sure you choose correctly for someone else.

So, I’m curious.
What would you choose?
Something sad?
Something uplifting or inspirational?
Maybe something humourous?
For me, it would be ‘Rock Of Ages’ by Grant Lee Buffalo.
Let me know what you want blaring through the speakers as they carry you out.

“Oh mate, those Tennessee girls!”

This was what one of my apprentices just exclaimed while telling me about his trip to the US that he got back from yesterday.

According to him, you Tennessee girls win the prettiest girls in the US award.
Apparently you are all blonde with killer accents.

Congratulations!
Your first place sash is in the mail.

Oh sweet, sweet Drambuie.

Oh sweet, sweet Drambuie.

Birthdays.

It seems like half of Tumblr is having a birthday today, or had one in the last few days.

Happy birthday to you all!
I hope you had or are having great days.

Mine’s next month, don’t forget!

That’s my very best Ned Kelly impersonation.

#taoistsoul

That’s my very best Ned Kelly impersonation.

#taoistsoul

GPOYWelding

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